Alberto Itzcoatl

Alberto Itzcoatl is an older man from the World of Sims and a retired adventurer. He is one of the eight members of Loiter Squad Numbah 8ight and a major protagonist of Famverse.

History
In his youth Alberto traveled the globe, fighting both the Soviets and the Americans (along with their various allies and proxies) in far-flung locations in order to protect the mysteries and treasures of the world from falling into the wrong hands. After suffering a career-ending bullet to the knee when fighting to recover an Aztec artifact (which may or may not be capable of destroying human civilization) Alberto retired, healthy but no longer as agile as he once was.

After retiring, he took to the life of a professor of pre-Colombian history at a local college. He kept in shape through his retirement, but he no longer considers himself a “fighter”, per-se.

Alberto cites financial issues as the reason for him moving to Willow Creek and joining LSN8, "much to his embarrassment."

Sims 4
A member of LSN8, Alberto took the role of elder in stride. He continues working as a professor and often takes part in activities with the household.

WWE 2K19
Alberto made his wrestling debut at Hallolween Havoc in an four way eight-man tag team elimination match, ultimately losing the match to the team of Thundera Thigh s and Gaz Roberta.

Everyone at Hallolween Havoc, including Alberto were caught in the midst of Kanye East's trap to enact The Plan. All event participants' fates are unknown.

Personality
Alberto is a highly intelligent man and a polymath, with knowledge in engineering, physics, chemistry, biology, and archeology, as well as more esoteric subjects such as cryptozoology, occultism, demonology, ufology, and magical calculations. He is also multilinguistic, able to speak fluent English, Spanish, Nahuatl, French, Russian, and random phrases in Ukrainian, Yoruba, Japanese, Chinese, and Arabic. He’s a quiet man, and generally has the air of a kindly old man, but he’s very opinionated, and manages to trend towards progressivism despite being born in the late 50's. He offers advice when asked, but tends to play his cards close to the chest. Years of paranoia making him unwilling to dispense random facts about his past.